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Post by vargaskinn on Mar 15, 2006 1:11:08 GMT 2
To warn you at the beginning,this is a very stupid topic,so I recommend to all sane people at this forum to avoid it like a plague!Those crazy ones who find similar examples from their lives are welcome to share them with me! I was driving with my father to Skopje(Macedonia)to visit my family and my sister who is at the University there, when I came upon this story;a collegue from my dad's work has a female dog who gave birth to few puppies.They gave them all away,of course,except one;the poor little fellow fell on the head and stayed retarded.So,now,whenever she comes home,he stares at her trying to recognize her and when he finally succeeds,he meows or something like that! ;D The second story concernes my father's other friend who holds bees.He discovered that two of them died of overfeeding.Why?Because they couldn't "shit" inside of their nest.(Then,my dad and I started discussing how does the insect shit look like) My best friend had a chicken which persistently wanted to lay an egg in the kitchen,and two young chickens who were like Bonnie and Clyde;stealing food from everybody and molesting them. My late dog once provoked a big dog.We were scared to death because they were both surrounded by fence.So,the big dog started to chase him. :oOf course,my dog was never stupid.There was a hole in the fence,small enough for him,so he rapidly ran out,whilst the big dog ran straight into the fence and was fiercely pulled back by it,like on the cartoons.My dear Bingo cold-bloodedly walked away.We laughed ourselves to death.Animal lovers of this forum,I'm sure you came across funny animals with personalities-come out and make me laugh,for this is a very boring period of my life, 8-)that's why I'm into such stupidities...Although I'm considered an intellectual by people around me,stupid things have always amused me...hehehehehe
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Post by Humppaporo on Mar 15, 2006 8:51:52 GMT 2
I like funny animal stories, so... A few odd things our animals have done: We have 6 huge old race goats and a horse and a pony, who all join a pasture. At night they all go in the stable. Because goats aren’t very friendly to the weakest, we tie two high rank goats with a chain to the wall when enclosed in a stable. At morning we remove the chains and put them out. One day the neck part of the chain of one goat stayed on the goat, like a necklace. She managed to get it stuck in a metal raster fence. So she stood there and could not move. She bleated and bleated but no-one came. My husband was in the shed and saw and heard her but didn’t notice something was wrong. But he saw our big black horse coming to the fence. Our horse looked at the goat, opened his mouth and grabbed the upper bar of the fence frame. He lifted the fence out of it’s hinges. At least partly. He was obviously trying to help the goat. My husband saw the fence moving up and ran out to see what was happening. Then he noticed the goat was stuck. If our horse succeeded the fence would have been on top of the poor goat... ;D Another odd story: a few years ago there was a red cat in the neighborhood who always fought our cats, managed to come in our house and peed all over the place. So, I wasn’t very fond of him and always scared him away. He was afraid of me. One day, a very cold day in february he sat in the porch before our front door, meowing very loud, he never did so. I looked through the window, usually he would be gone by then. He didn’t leave. So I went to the door and opened it. He sat there and next to him a very young, small black kitten. When he saw me the red cat walked away for about 5 meters and sat and waited, he saw me picking up the little kitten and taking it in. Then he turned around and walked away. The odd thing is that he never came to our house again. We found a new home for the little kitten. I never would have believed that a cat (the red one was a male cat) which is a solitary animal, would do such a thing. But I saw it with my own eyes.
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Post by swordmaiden on Mar 15, 2006 10:23:54 GMT 2
hehe cute stories there are these 2 squirrels that hang around the college campus (there are hundres of them really) that came up to me while i was headed to my psychology class and both stood on their hind legs and were staring at me. so i gave them some crackers i had and they just took the crackers from my hand hehe. they would run away as soon as other people passed by though. these squirrels were petable too. haha we used to get these 2 racoons (male and female) that would come up to my sliding glass porch doors and start scratching at them like my cats do and just sit there and stare haha. we used to get large numbers of oposums also (they are quite annoying) and they found the hole in the garage for my cats to go in and out and would come to the kitchen door and eat and sleep in the garage. they were not afraid of people and as soon as you threw something at them and turned around they would come right back. 1 was albino white. they like cat food also. there was a family with babies and the babies used to fight and make all sorts of screechy noises next to my bedroom window...not fun. when my cat zoe was still a kitten she would always follow me everywhere and even into the bathroom. so one day i was getting ready to take a bath and was filling up the tub with water and zoe jumps up on the rim of the tub and starts to roll over and falls right into the water. i never saw here jump out of anywhere so fast haha. now she will not go into the bathroom anymore. hehe she is sleeping on my bed right now normally im sure earthquakes freak most cats out, but my fat lazy cat pearl was too lazy to move or do anything when there is a quake or and she just goes back to sleep while jaki runs and hides under the bed. she also snores loudly when she sleeps.
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Post by Socke on Mar 15, 2006 13:50:13 GMT 2
she also snores loudly when she sleeps. Haha, I've heard that of dogs and cats already but one of my guinea pigs does that as well ;D
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Post by vargaskinn on Mar 15, 2006 16:52:20 GMT 2
Hahahahahaha... :)Oh,my,as kids we once found a dead sparrow,and we made him a funeral procession;we all wore black and carried him in a match box,walking solemnly around our building...
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Post by vargaskinn on Mar 15, 2006 16:53:29 GMT 2
Question for swordsmaiden;you said you were a serbian...but,where do you live?Abroad?Do you speak serbian?
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Post by HerraHirwi on Mar 15, 2006 17:04:34 GMT 2
Question for swordsmaiden;you said you were a serbian...but,where do you live?Abroad?Do you speak serbian? Private messages are invented. No slow chat in the threads.
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Post by MaliceGarden on Mar 15, 2006 23:18:55 GMT 2
race goats? what the? i would like to see a racoon. :] i told this story before here, but well i knew a family of dogs and bitchs . the daughter humped her father. ye, strange. well, one of the dogs is very fond of me and really really strong. evertyime he sees me while is chained starts jumnping without stopping until getting really weak. before letting him go i have to stand in front of him during a few minutes. he is really dumb. the only thing i managed to taught him(but i've never spent much time with him) is that anytime i whistle he comes back running. to tell you the truth i dont know if i taught him that. once i was standing in a corner and a dog came to me, without looking up. started to smell my feet and while i was bending to pet him he peed! i only had time to open my legs and to make a suprised expression looking at him. the stupid part was that the dog continued walking without even seeing me. go figure. i have many but for now icant remember more.
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Post by Humppaporo on Mar 16, 2006 0:03:41 GMT 2
hehe ;D, language is a difficult thing! Old race, means here of an old breed... maybe there is goat racing somewhere... our goats race a lot and also play a lot; but just for their own fun... wanna bet?! ;D
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Post by swordmaiden on Mar 16, 2006 7:34:03 GMT 2
www.loomcom.com/raccoons/gallery/jpegs/tea-party1a.jpg <---raccoon www.nhptv.org/natureworks/opossum.htm <---opossum they can be pesky creatures haha there is this golden eagle that hangs out around my yard and a gang of crows always come and bully it and chase it away...poor thing. speaking of birds...we have these blue birds and they will attack anything...their own kind, other birds, cats, squirrels, and even people! my neighbor was coming out outside and a bird just started pecking him on the head...then it saw my cat waltz over and pecked her on the head also. i've seen them come up to a cat and just pick fights with it, gives a meaning to "bird brain" haha.
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Post by Socke on Mar 16, 2006 14:02:23 GMT 2
speaking of birds...we have these blue birds and they will attack anything...their own kind, other birds, cats, squirrels, and even people! my neighbor was coming out outside and a bird just started pecking him on the head... Sounds like "The Birds" ;D
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Post by frostwolf on Mar 16, 2006 14:23:29 GMT 2
i keep rare poultry, all of which are pretty neurotic. i have had 2 funny experiences with them worth sharing, the first happened this morning. my cockerel is a gigantic partridge cochin called Bernard who has recently become very aggressive. this morning he went for me twice- the first time i beat him off with the food bag. he bit a small piece out of the bag that got stuck in his beak and he ran round and round the garden trying to blow it out until i caught him and pulled it off for him. the second time he went i was holding one of those plastic feed buckets and he managed to peck right through it pretty good considering he's a chicken. the second thing i've had with chickens was with this bantam we used to have. she was like a survivalist, she'd roost in a tree and go broody for months in the forest. one time she got stuck in the garage and laid an egg in a plant pot. another she came into the house and got upstairs- we knew she was there but we couldn't find her. that is, until i was just going out and my dad threw her out of the upstairs window at me, screaming "the bloody thing was on my bed! it's crapped on my pillow!" ;D the bantamn was fine, just very pissed off, enough to give me a severe pecking.
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Post by MaliceGarden on Mar 16, 2006 17:58:40 GMT 2
ah ok! i know what you mean no hummpi! we say raça for breed, but also for ppl races (niggas - i really enjoy this word, as "wassa my nigga?" a usual expression i use; whities, etc). :] frost i know what you mean by that. i used to chase chickens when i was little, but i had to run from a cockerel which was chasing me.
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Post by teuton on Mar 19, 2006 17:53:35 GMT 2
Animals are strange sometimes. Once my dog (german sheepdog) crashed against a wall of glass running down from the backyard thinking there was no glass. Indeed, there was, my mother just cleaned it. So my dog crashed fully against it, looked funny.
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Post by Heiðinn Hermaðr on Mar 19, 2006 18:14:27 GMT 2
Animals are strange sometimes. Once my dog (german sheepdog) crashed against a wall of glass running down from the backyard thinking there was no glass. Indeed, there was, my mother just cleaned it. So my dog crashed fully against it, looked funny. haha My dog too, I was running after him ( Shiba Inu) when he crashed against the mirror, but he was just a puppy. It was so funny ;D I found this website with photos of a shiba inu puppy which is a small japanese breed. It's kind of funny www.mtnhighshiba.ca/shiba%20files/puppies/Shiba%20Inu%20Puppies-1.htm
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