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Post by DaveTheRake on Jun 16, 2004 11:15:04 GMT 2
No, I was talking about the Portuguesse Cameraman Metalico, the one who writes sometimes for Heavy Rock. He is from Portugal. I don't know if there's another one, but the one I was refering was the Portuguesse. By the way, my friends from Portugal... what will take place when Spain and Portugal play? I'm enjoying myself a lot ´cos the match Spain VS Russia was a full piece of shit, Spain didn't play well at all but still newspapers say it was a great victory idiots! I'm afraid today the greeks are going to fuck Saez's ass... Spain with Saez doesn't know how to play and Greece´s play is to destroy the enemy's one... so this time they don't have nothing to destroy I'm afraid that both Spain and Portugal we'll have to play their luck at dices
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Post by Sethlad on Jun 16, 2004 14:04:41 GMT 2
My predictions: (and I'd already forseen us being buttfucked by the greeks)
Portugal wins against Russia today out of pure anger and frustation. 2, or even 3 - 0
Portugal goes into the decisive game against Spain and is completely overrun and annihilated by the Spanish midfield. 3 -1 (portugal scores first and piss their pants and suffer 3)
I'm a bloody prophet, you'll see. Greece and Spain go through to the quarter finals. And the portuguese players are flayed alive in Rossio by the angry mob.
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Post by Southern Troll on Jun 16, 2004 14:22:06 GMT 2
Oh this sucks! I wish more luck for spain! Please england can't win Euro 2004!
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Post by Sethlad on Jun 16, 2004 14:47:13 GMT 2
Hey! And you don't whish more luck to Portugal? Grunf! lhehehehehe
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Post by Southern Troll on Jun 16, 2004 15:44:13 GMT 2
Are you in cup? Sorry i think that you are eliminated! I didn't see the news yesterday!
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Post by Southern Troll on Jun 16, 2004 15:51:56 GMT 2
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Post by Grimner on Jun 16, 2004 16:14:41 GMT 2
Hey! And you don't whish more luck to Portugal? Grunf! lhehehehehe We don't need luck We need superglue. A stellar team that has some of the most gifted players in the world is worthless if they don't learn to think that they should be all playing for the same team. Too many individual technical plays, not enough team work. What's the use of a marvelous feint by Figo, dribbling over three guys if there's no one there to collect the pass?
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Post by Grimner on Jun 16, 2004 16:28:17 GMT 2
Greece and Spain go through to the quarter finals Greece could beat Spain, though. And we can take Spain's football better than Greece's 10-0-0 formation.
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Post by Sethlad on Jun 16, 2004 16:33:36 GMT 2
I'm to be called Yasser Marrowfat from now on... thinking about bombing the portuguese squad bus and then recall the under-21's to win the bloody thing. At least they've a thing for impossible missions.
I once had a theory concerning over-technical portuguese players like Figo, Crisitiano Ronaldo, Quaresma and others: electric shock treatment.
In every game glue some electric patches to their bodies with remote controls. And the, during the game, every time they spent too much time dribbling and not passing or shooting just: BBBZZZZZZZZZ. I think it could work...
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Post by Grimner on Jun 16, 2004 16:42:32 GMT 2
I'm to be called Yasser Marrowfat from now on... thinking about bombing the portuguese squad bus and then recall the under-21's to win the bloody thing. At least they've a thing for impossible missions. I once had a theory concerning over-technical portuguese players like Figo, Crisitiano Ronaldo, Quaresma and others: electric shock treatment. In every game glue some electric patches to their bodies with remote controls. And the, during the game, every time they spent too much time dribbling and not passing or shooting just: BBBZZZZZZZZZ. I think it could work... PS2 joypads with a transistor stuck up their ass. That would do it.
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Post by Southern Troll on Jun 16, 2004 16:57:42 GMT 2
Or maybe mobile phones! My siemens is evil!
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Post by Sethlad on Jun 16, 2004 16:59:44 GMT 2
PS2 joypads with a transistor stuck up their ass. That would do it. Yeah, I'm a master in Pro Evolution Soccer 3. I'd clean this cup in a second! O'well, they're hopeless.
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Post by Southern Troll on Jun 16, 2004 17:02:48 GMT 2
It would funny, control the players of game with a joystick!
I would make a great matches!
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Post by DaveTheRake on Jun 16, 2004 18:21:46 GMT 2
I've liked very much both ideas of the joypad and the buzzing patches! I hope you, as Iberian brothers will let us use it with our team... but I will try to improve it a bit; in case of Iñaki saez I would change the buzzing patch for a big electric chair with the shape of a cap; so, next time I see he has thrown that kind of slung called Echeverria in the playground instead of Joaquin I will act as George Bush and press the button of the remote control... and well, we'll have Iñaki Saez roast beef for our trollish party ;D The next think will be ask some of the future doctor frankenstein with whom I work and ask them to try to operate Echeverria's foot, so he will at last kick the ball in the right direction... or maybe, I'll ask to extirpate his feet... You're too good people guys, but anyway I don't think Spain will beat Portugal... anyway we'll have the chance to see a very funny game, full of mistakes We're going to pass a really funny time!
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Post by Leitilsdal on Jun 21, 2004 14:16:13 GMT 2
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