Volk
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Post by Volk on Oct 27, 2009 15:07:20 GMT 2
I can't believe there isn't a thread like this yet, but I checked and didn't find one... If I missed it, sorry. So me and my friends had some funny KK misheards, mostly from Spirit of the Forest, because we all know that Jonne's English is kinda hard to understand with all the growling going on (no offense hehe)! And I'm sure other people hear stuff wrong all the time as well Post here any funny (or not so funny) misheards you had! I'll start: The misheard line will be followed by the real line in brackets. My favorites are from the song "Man Can Go Even Through The Grey Stone", that got a little Zoophillic in our twisted minds Fuck a goat through the gray stone, fuck a goat, fuck a goat. (man can go through the gray stone, Man can go, man can go.) Nice caccadoo, a nice caccadoo (Men's got to do what men's got to do) You can do it to an armadillo (You can do what you wanna do) From the song Shaman Drum: I'll never get a salmon drum, of course I don't have any teeth (I'd never get a shaman drum and personal ability) And from You Looked Into My Eyes: And I love Chupa Chups (And I do what you want to) (Chupa Chups is a kind of lollipop btw) There are plenty more, but its enough for now... Now your turn!
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Post by Savi on Oct 27, 2009 19:54:34 GMT 2
a great thread Volk Well I misheard something in " Vodka", Jonne sings "Soon you are unconstrained" and I didn´t understand it because it was the first time I heard Vodka .I´ve always heard " Soon you are my doomtrain" and I thought yeah too much alcohol is not healthy so "the doomtrain" is logical ( By the way I guess doomtrain is not a real word or am I wrong? Doomtrain always reminds of the G.F in FF8) Now I´m disabused
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2009 19:56:25 GMT 2
I havent heard so much but the only one i heard is in " misty fields " when Jonne sings " Riding to the grain fields " i cant help hearing it " riding to the spingfield station " .
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Post by Savi on Oct 27, 2009 20:41:42 GMT 2
I havent heard so much but the only one i heard is in " misty fields " when Jonne sings " Riding to the grain fields " i cant help hearing it " riding to the spingfield station " . oh yes you are right I listen to misty fields right now and I can hear " springfield station" too
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Post by Humppaporo on Oct 27, 2009 22:13:56 GMT 2
A Shaman song: Idja. I don't know the full lyrics, but when we listen this in my car, my oldest son always says that he hears: Pizza, a lill' pizza... (a little pizza) Hm, i am pretty sure that it is not correct ;D here is the video: www.dailymotion.com/video/xmf15_korpiklaani-shaman-idja_musicsaami music, hardly could be pizza
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2009 22:20:52 GMT 2
But if its the actuall lyrics really? Still thats pretty funny
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Post by Humppaporo on Oct 27, 2009 22:30:51 GMT 2
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2009 22:54:08 GMT 2
Now i remembered another one in "wooden pints" when Jonne says "yoik and sing" i always hear it "oikeesti". Thats like Really in finnish.
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Volk
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Post by Volk on Nov 1, 2009 0:00:26 GMT 2
I remembered another, from Hunting Song... "Hunting is going on" always sounds like "Hunting historians" to me... I think that's illegal
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Post by kuusuru on Nov 1, 2009 0:15:18 GMT 2
I remembered another, from Hunting Song... "Hunting is going on" always sounds like "Hunting historians" to me... I think that's illegal Depends whether "hunting" is being used in that sentence as an adjective or participle
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Volk
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Post by Volk on Nov 3, 2009 18:29:02 GMT 2
Cottages & Saunas: The words "Here we had built" (...our cottages and saunas), and also the part when he sings "without fear" (Attack without fear through the enemy lines) - Just sound like "beer beer beer" I think there should be a song where all the lyrics are just names of alcoholic drinks! And BTW, humppaporo, I just watched the Shaman video you put a link to... And I can't stop listening to this song now! I knew it before, but with the video it just got so much more meaning now... Beautiful clip...
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Post by aussieklaani on Nov 6, 2009 4:15:30 GMT 2
I never miss hear a Jonne Lyric, I always have to read them to understand, but then again, most Aussies need sub-titles, especially for bloody yanks!
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Post by aradia on Nov 19, 2009 7:01:48 GMT 2
Ok.... So in VODKA, when Jonne say's "Here comes the womanizer!" I can't help but hear: "Here, have some of my laser".
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Post by aradia on Nov 19, 2009 9:09:42 GMT 2
Cottages & Saunas: The words "Here we had built" (...our cottages and saunas), and also the part when he sings "without fear" (Attack without fear through the enemy lines) - Just sound like "beer beer beer" /quote] Yes! I always heard the same thing.
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Post by Savi on Nov 24, 2009 22:50:22 GMT 2
Ok.... So in VODKA, when Jonne say's "Here comes the womanizer!" I can't help but hear: "Here, have some of my laser". ;D ;D ;D ;DThat´s funny haha Well this morning I listened to Korpiklaanis Kultanainen in my car and the passage when Jonne sings "säihkyvämpi aamunkoittoo" I heard the german word " Akkubohrer" instead of aamunkoittoo. I was like " huh? fuck I´m tired -.- "
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