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Post by Humppaporo on Aug 16, 2009 22:51:16 GMT 2
Found this one on the internet:
Technology
An American, a Finn and a Swede are in the sauna together. Suddenly there is a "beep beep" sound, and the American starts to look at the palm of his hand.
"What are you doing?" asks the Finn. The American replies
"This is the latest Motorola technology. I've got my pager embedded in the palm of my hand, so I don't have to carry it around any more."
Then the familiar old Nokia ring tone is heard, and the Finn starts looking at the palm of his hand.
"What are you doing?" ask the other guys. The Finn replies
"This is the latest Nokia technology. I've got my mobile phone embedded in the palm of my hand, so I don't have to carry it around any more."
The Swede thinks to himself that he'd better not be outdone by these guys, so he leaves the sauna. In a couple of minutes he returns, and there is toilet paper hanging out of his bum!
"What the hell is that??" shout the other guys in unison.
"I'm getting a fax." says the Swede.
;D ;D
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Post by Bartbär on Aug 16, 2009 23:13:15 GMT 2
Some Philosophy humor:
Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Would you like anything to drink."
Descartes replies "I think not" and suddenly disappears.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2009 23:31:04 GMT 2
Tis a kids joke,most of you know it, but I like it a lot..each time! The Big Mountain salutes the Small Mountain after looking at him: ,,Hi, Cliff !!"
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Post by Crystiannia on Aug 17, 2009 5:00:42 GMT 2
Did you hear about Steven Tyler's new Chinese Cookbook? It's called "Wok This Way!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2009 15:26:16 GMT 2
Another joke I like: 2 cows on a field. One asks the other one:,,what do you think of the whole thing of mad cow disease?" the latter answers:,,I don't care, I'm a hellicopter!" ;D
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Post by Crystiannia on Aug 18, 2009 3:48:42 GMT 2
How can you tell the sex of a chromosone? Pull down it's genes!
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Post by Crystiannia on Aug 19, 2009 6:49:07 GMT 2
Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend!
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Sorry Matson!
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