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Post by teuton on Nov 7, 2005 23:38:32 GMT 2
I am actually rolling on the floor laughing heh
A different one from this category:
There are two skycrapers in the cellar drinking beer. Haha.
Too stupid, no?^^
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Post by mmaartijn on Nov 8, 2005 17:54:30 GMT 2
don't get it, I suppose it's because my lack of English...
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Post by huisgriezel on Dec 4, 2005 22:18:38 GMT 2
don't get it, I suppose it's because my lack of English... noo.. I don't think its your lack of english.. cuz I don't get it either XD! there are wto turds on a leaf sitting.. says one to the other: It smells...
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Post by mukki on Dec 4, 2005 22:24:40 GMT 2
Here is a male chauvinist one. "why are hurricanes named after women? ? Because when they appear in your life,they're wet and wild.And when they leave you behind they'll take your house and your car. Hehe...
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Post by mmaartijn on Dec 5, 2005 18:35:39 GMT 2
owkeej!
question for you: It is yellow and when you push the button it turns red...what is it?
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Post by SkogRoar on Dec 5, 2005 19:11:01 GMT 2
dunno. what is it? but another. it's little, red, and bad for your teeth. what is it?................a half brick. sorry, i live tiring jokes
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Post by mole on Dec 7, 2005 0:54:53 GMT 2
my fav joke: the giant is walkin in the forest.Suddenly someone throws him a dish with full of egg barley.He's wondering, but can't see anyone, goes along the road.He's walking, just wlaking, and someone throws him again a lot of egg barley.He turns round, doesn't see anyone, he goes away, but of course he's very furious, pulls up the trees etc...after a minute he's throwed again with the dish full of egg barley.The giant howls up: "WHO THE FUCK THROWS ME ALWAYS WITH THIS FUCKIN EGG BARLEY? "and suddenly a small darf comes out behind a tree and says:"Dear Giant, I'm the one who is throwing with egg barley!" :DD:DDDDDDDDincredible... (the longer you tell it the better)
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Post by ina on Dec 7, 2005 10:27:19 GMT 2
All with Pikku Kalle included and let's not forget the funny things of the norwegian person, the swedish person and the finnish person...
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Post by mmaartijn on Dec 7, 2005 18:16:30 GMT 2
owkeej! question for you: It is yellow and when you push the button it turns red...what is it? a little chicken in the blender! ;D
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Post by SkogRoar on Dec 7, 2005 18:58:23 GMT 2
owkeej! question for you: It is yellow and when you push the button it turns red...what is it? a little chicken in the blender! ;D lol ;D i knew this joke with a babie in the microwawe another tiring poision: what happens if a whale falls on you from the 10th floor of a building...? .....you'll die sorry
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Post by mole on Dec 14, 2005 19:50:09 GMT 2
why mustn't you bring tomatoes to an airplane?
cause when the airplane falls down, the tomatoes roll by:DDDD
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Post by frostheim on Dec 16, 2005 12:19:00 GMT 2
+15C In Spain people start wearing their winter clothes. In Finland people go to the beach and enjoy the sun. +10C In France people try to set the central heating on - without success. In Finland people plant flowers in their gardens. +5C Italian cars won't start. In Finland people drive with convertables. 0C Water freezes. In Finland the rivers are still flowing. -5C In California people are fighting against hypothermal death. In Finland people are having mid-summer festival: the autumn is here. -10C In Britain people start warming up their houses. In Finland people start wearing shirts with long sleeves. -20C Austrians escape to Mallorca. In Finland people are having parties in their gardens to celebrate the coming winter. -30C The Greeks are dying away because of the coldness and vanish from the face of the earth. In Finland people start washing themselves indoors. -40C Paris cracks down because of the coldness. In Finland people are queuing to a hot-dog place. -50C Polar bears are rescued from the North Pole. In Finland the army cancels the winter practises because the temperature is too high. -60C Santa Clause's home freezes. In Finland people rent a video and withdraw indoors. -70C Santa Claus moves to southern Finland. In Finland people are worried because it's not possible to keep vodka outside because it starts to freeze. The army begins its winter practise. -183C Microbes are starting to die. In Finland the cows are complaining about the milkers cold hands. -273C Atoms are not moving anymore. In Finland people just say that is damn cold outside. -300C Hell freezes over. Finnish artist wins the European song contest. ;D Source here.
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Post by Humppaporo on Dec 16, 2005 13:01:52 GMT 2
;D ;D ;D
I will add a joke as soon as I find a nice one. Couldn't resist to respond, veerryy funny!
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Post by mmaartijn on Dec 16, 2005 19:19:35 GMT 2
It's great! but I think it's cold under -10 degrees.... but that's just the netherlands ay?
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Post by frostheim on Dec 16, 2005 19:47:55 GMT 2
but I think it's cold under -10 degrees.... For my own part I'd say that -30C and below (without wind) starts to be something that I myself could describe as cold. On the other hand, enough wind at -15C can feel like -30C, but even that's a piece of cake if one only have got appropriate clothing on. And then again, -30C and below together with a hard wind is something that one has be quite careful with, heh. However, -10C is not a big deal at least here in Finland; such temperature doesn't even shrink the balls yet.
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